Closer Contest Winner
Thanks to the wonderful, potty-mouthed people who entered. The winner is: #3, Karen! Her curse was:
Fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck.
It’s important to get the rhythm right on this one!
I love it, very Hugh Grant-ish. Karen wins an insulated drink cooler from The Closer.
I myself tend to say (with mucho sarcasm) “Well that’s fucking fantastic” if it’s nothing too serious, just plain “Fuck” if I’ve screwed up, and for some reason, if it’s something really bad, “Goddammit!” That’s the one especially likely to slip out if the kids really piss me off, and of course that makes them both go “Oooooooh! You said a bad word!”
Thanks for playing, and I’ll have more contests soon, with bigger prizes.
Amy
Comments
Comment from Amy
Time July 16, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Karen, that’s exactly the kind of response I would expect from the winner. ![]()
Comment from Amybeth
Time July 17, 2008 at 9:58 am
I know I’m too late but I’d just like to add “fuckin cock knocker” for traffic in Astoria, an emphatic “sonovabitch!” for general frustration and either “stupid shitbag” or “you dumb fuck” for people who piss me off on the train ![]()




Comment from Karen
Time July 16, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Fuckin’ A! I can’t wait to insulate my bottle–and thanks!