Out of the mouths of babes…
Aug 16, 2009 Funny
The kids and I were walking around midtown and I pointed out the hotel where The Ass and I stayed about twelve-and-a-half years ago the weekend we visited NYC from North Carolina and he asked me to marry him.
Jake: So he asked you and you said yes?
Me: Yup!
Jake: And then you got married?
Me: About a year and a half later, yeah.
Jake: And then you had me after you got married?
Me: About three years later, yeah.
Jake: Good. Otherwise I would have been a bastard.
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ROFL. I like that kid. Not that there’s anything wrong with being a bastard. Obviously. Since I’m anti-marriage. But still. I like him. You should keep him.
@Denise – We’re thinking about it. Our free trial is up when he turns ten, so we still have two years to decide.
Score 2 points for knowing what a “bastard” is at age 9. You’re doing something right. Must be that public education
@Laura – I didn’t ask him, I was too busy biting my lip. But I know exactly where he learned it from: The Simpsons. See, TV is entertaining AND educational.
Hilarious – thanks for the laugh!! Love that he knew that word, and how to use it properly.
Jake rules
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