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Randomosity, horny pilot edition

So this Southwest pilot accidentally broadcast his conversation about the dearth of sexy stewardesses to the control tower. I thought that kind of thing only happened on sitcoms. From Consumerist.com:

"Eleven f***ing over the top homosexuals f***ing a** f***ing homosexuals and a granny," the pilot complained in a rant that was inadvertently broadcast to air traffic controllers in Houston and others in the area. "Eleven! I mean, think of the odds of that!"

"I thought I was in Chicago, which is party land," he continues. "After that, it was a just a continuous stream of gays and grannies and grandes."

You can hear the (bleeped out) recording here. And listen to his lame attempt at covering it up once he realizes that someone else was listening! Didn’t he learn anything from Anthony Weiner? Oh, wait, it happened a few months ago, when Weiner letting his wiener loose was still secret.

This guy will never be able to walk past a gay bar again without having things thrown at his head, and I’m predicting that the female flight attendants he doesn’t dismiss as “grannies and grandes” won’t want anything to do with him either.

My guess? It wasn’t accidental. I think the co-pilot was sick of having to listen to this douchebag’s rants and broadcast it himself.

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Ever since I saw President Obama kill that fly with cat-like reflexes, I’ve suspected that he had special powers. Turns out he’s The Baby Whisperer.

The very best part about the baby video? The look he gives Michelle! Ouch!

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This is the kind of shit that gives atheists a bad name.

Some atheists in Brooklyn have a problem with part of a street being renamed “Seven in Heaven Way.” Apparently these seven firefighters, who all died on September 11th 2001, have long been known in their community as “Seven in Heaven” and that’s how their families want them remembered. But a group called American Atheists claim that honoring the men in this way “uses the tragedy of 911 to legitimize Christianity by asserting that Heaven is a real place, and that all these heroes are actually there.” They claim it’s illegal and unconstitutional.

These fanatics seem to be looking at the first amendment the same way gun nuts look at the second. They need to shut the hell up and let the families honor those brave men in peace.

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And last, Jason Valdez, a gang member with a long record, took a hostage during a 16-hour standoff with police, during which time he updated his facebook status six times and added twelve new friends. He even posted a picture of himself with the hostage.

He shot himself when police stormed his motel room and he’s in critical condition. If he pulls through I’m looking forward to his updates from prison. I hope he keeps us updated about all of his new “friends.”

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One Response to “Randomosity, horny pilot edition”

  1. sap on June 23rd, 2011 4:05 am
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    well said. i have no other words to add – you said them all!
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