My Kids Eat Homemade Bread–What’s Your Excuse?

Maria Kang exercises, I make bread.

Last night my husband asked me what I thought about the “hot mom controversy.”

I stared at him blankly. And after lording it over me for a few minutes that he knew about something that happened online before I did, he told me about Maria Kang, who put a picture up on her Facebook page showing off her smoking hot body, with her three very young children in front of her and the caption “What’s Your Excuse?”

And as the internet does, it latched on to her and made her insta-famous. She says that the response has been about 80% good and 20% bad, the bad part being jealousy, claims of fat shaming, and even a link to a post by her husband (now removed) in which he supposedly talks about cheating on her. (Make no mistake: no matter what gets the internet’s attention, every single thing you’ve ever put online will instantly become fair game – keep that in mind while you post link bait.)

My goal is not to pile onto this woman. Spend a little time on her site and it becomes obvious that she has issues upon issues relating to food and health, so her body is something she focuses on more than a lot of other people. And her story is inspirational to anyone who has struggled with weight, as she used to. I like a lot of what she has to say, especially about taking time for yourself and your health.

But it’s the way she chose to tell her story. Either she worded her caption that way in order to get attention, or that’s how she really feels about women who don’t look like she does, and I’m not sure which would be worse.

Any single one of us could put up a picture of something we do well and try to shame other people with it. You don’t make your bread from scratch like I do? What’s your excuse?

Ashley packs impressive, healthy lunches for her kids. What’s your excuse?

Rebecca juggled being PTA Co-President while starting an amazing video website with Nancy. What’s your excuse?

Jennifer makes incredible food for her kids that is healthy and delicious and filled with love. What’s your excuse?

Ann is a surgeon who works tirelessly to raise money for other’s causes. What’s your excuse?

Ilina works seemingly around the clock to help her community. What’s your excuse?

Sharon lives a fabulously interesting life while managing to be a doting grandmother to half of Rhode Island. What’s your excuse?

Jessica juggles three of the most stylish small kids in the world while always looking absolutely fabulous herself. What’s your excuse?

I could go on and on with that list, because every one of my friends has something extraordinary about them  – usually many, many things. And I bet every one of them would jump to tell you what they slack on in order to focus on other things.

It’s the Pinterization of parenthood: our best efforts are put out there for all to see, beautifully photographed, and the rest is swept under the rug.

As I was baking bread yesterday, a giant pile of crap was waiting for me in the guest room. And seeing as it’s been there for a couple of months, chances are it will still be there tomorrow. Fiona couldn’t go to her first robotics practice yesterday because I wasn’t caught up on email and didn’t see the form I had to fill out. Jake had to go to school in sweat pants because all of his jeans were still dirty from a trip we’d just taken. I’m speaking at a conference on Friday and haven’t made my Power Point yet. And all that crap on the counter behind the cooling bread? It gets much worse if you can see the whole kitchen.

But that bread sure looks impressive, doesn’t it? (And it was delicious.)

Embrace what you do well. And by all means show it off (heck, social media runs on envy!). I love looking at pictures of the Star Wars-themed birthday party you created from scratch while I’m making birthday party reservations at the bowling alley (again).

But you don’t necessarily have to put someone else down in order to pump yourself up.

Unless that was your goal all along, because you have a new weight-loss product coming out next month, and you needed the press.

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Comments

  1. says

    Ha! Love the picture of your bread. I read about this woman last night on Jezebel, and I felt as you do. I like that you call her carefully crafted digital persona the “pinterization of parenthood.” Everyone online has their highlight reel they present to the world, and it’s helpful to remember that in the background there are piles of paper and an occasional cat turd floating in a puddle of rainwater in the basement. Not that I speak from experience or anything…

  2. says

    I just saw her story on GMA this morning and all I could do was roll my eyes at yet another “moms are upset!” story.

    Your response is a good one, Amy.

    • says

      @Jenna Glatzer: Someone said on Facebook that it would have been a whole different ballgame if the caption was “You can do it too!” instead. I totally agree. Needlessly confrontational was exactly what it was.

  3. says

    Spot on. The internet is rampant with the need to put others down in order to lift yourself… and part of that is totally “pinterization” of parenthood. I’m a big fan of bloggers who don’t “sweep the rest under the rug”. I love to see people succeed… but it’s in our flaws- our humanity that we really relate to each other.
    I just realized I “quoted” you a lot in this comment! That just means I like your words. :)

  4. says

    I’m sitting here thinking mmmm, bread. So that’s why I don’t look like that “hot mom.”

    I do think it should have been worded differently. Take away the “what’s your excuse” and I would have rolled my eyes at the pic and moved on. But with it there, it was annoying.

  5. Sonya says

    I think her number 19 both pissed me off and worried me more than the rest of her self-righteous BS. Justifying bulimia is never a good thing and calling the “high” you get from binging and purging a “good drug” is DANGEROUS.
    NOT a fan. There are fit moms out there that work their buns off to remain so, and those ladies I respect, just as I respect the blogging moms I have come to know over the years, but this one I have zero respect for. Sorry Amy, but you know I tell it like I see it and she can go suck it.

  6. says

    This is sooo spot on. If she would have said, “You can do it!” then everyone would have responded differently – oh, so differently. To me, “You have no excuse” is not motivational. And that bread looks deeeelicious!

  7. SJ says

    Damn! I thought this was going to be a post on the how tos of making fresh bread for the fam. Bummer.

    (You do make an excellent point in this post though. Excellent point.) ♥

    • says

      @SJ: You are not the first person to ask for a bread tutorial – it’s coming! The only problem is, once everyone sees how easy it is, they will no longer be impressed. :-)

  8. says

    This is so awesome! I was all prepared to verbally beat down the premise: That if I can’t bake my kids fresh bread every day, I have no excuse. And as someone who doesn’t list “baking bread” on her parenting resume (but I make a MEAN martini!), well you get the picture.

    I think you have birthed a brand new meme! Congratulations! I guess my entry would have a photo of my… less than perky breasts (in a not-TOO-revealing top, because I have good boundaries) with the words “Nursed for a total of 89 months. What’s your excuse?”

  9. Danielle White says

    How sad she chose to shame other women instead of striving to empower them and herself more by using uplifting words of encouragement. It is sad how some women do that to their sisters. It just reeks of insecurity. We lift no one up when we put them down, we are just putting ourselves down to.

  10. Toniko says

    LOVE this post! I hope that tons of moms get to see it :D It makes me think about what my phrase would be…if I were feeling boastful LOL But in all seriousness a beautiful way to remind moms and anyone really that looks are not everything. There are a million things out there to strive for and everyone has something that they can be proud of if they search for it. And you know what? If a mom worked her butt off after having 3 kids and her end result was not what this lady\’s results were, oh well, that mom should be proud of what she accomplished and the good health she is doing for her body.

  11. says

    Great points!! Loved this. I’m a Life Coach and work with many people who struggle to own, acknowledge and accept their gifts, what they rock at and what they have accomplished because of what people have learned about ‘bragging.’ Sharing your accomplishments because you are are excited about them is very different than using it to make you feel ‘better than’. When people use their coups and gifts and accomplishments to make others feel ‘less than’ or bad about themselves, THAT is bragging and it’s nasty. Loved your point about everyone having strengths and weaknesses!!! Thanks for the article!