Randomosity 11/26/13

My cat is not ladylike:

kitkat lounging


So it finally happened yesterday, after my husband got home from work.

Omer: “Congrats on the haircut."

Me: "Ah, you read my blog!"

Omer: "Yup. Wouldn’t have noticed otherwise with a gun to my head."



I know what I’m getting my mom for Christmas.


Pro tip: don’t butt-dial your intended victim while planning his murder.


Another pro tip: don’t pass out in a drunken stupor next to your husband if he’s an asshole and has a new PS4.


Ever wondered who took the first selfie? It might have been Anastasia, daughter of Tsar Nicholas II. She took a picture of herself in a mirror in 1914 with a Kodak Brownie box camera, and sent it to a friend. I wonder how she would have hashtagged her own execution. (Too soon?)


This, however, is the coolest selfie I’ve ever seen: taken by an Italian astronaut, during a spacewalk, with the sun behind him and the earth and International Space Station reflected in his visor. What is going to top an astronaut selfie?


And last, for the new mom who has everything: a picture frame made out of her baby’s placenta.


I’m off to clean my house.


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