Randomosity
Jan 19, 2009 Randomosity
This is what’s been floating around in my head for the past week. I need to clear it out to make room for more.
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My friend Toni brought a very funny video to my attention. Brilliant. And the guy’s got a great voice! Ladies and gentlemen, The Literal Take On Me. I hadn’t seen the original video in a long time. My God Morten Harket looks young! Yeah, that’s right, I knew the lead’s name without looking it up. I’ve seen them in concert two times, about 25 years apart!
As so often happens, watching one video led me to many others. Next is Bert and Ernie Rap. Holy crap that’s hilarious. Somebody spent a lot of time combing through Sesame Street episodes!
Then there was this gem: Seth McFarland (creator and star of Family Guy) giving a graduation speech at Harvard, in character. Or to be more precise, three of them. (Only watch this if you are a Family Guy fan!)
Then, in an unrelated search on You Tube, I found this. Fridays on Good Morning Cincinnati on WKRC mean dancing during the traffic and weather report. But only if there aren’t any accidents, because that would be inappropriate. Everybody dance now!
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I was watching coverage last week of the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas (something I’m dying to attend someday!) and a sneak peek of this came on the screen:
It’s a “pocket PC” and I’m drooling. It’s called the Sony P-Series Lifestyle PC. It’s the little sister of the garnet red Sony Vaio C-series laptop that I’m typing on right now. It has an 8-inch wide screen, a built-in webcam, GPS, 60 gigs of memory on the cheapest version ($899), can connect to the internet anywhere there’s a cell connection (via Verizon’s 3G network), and weighs only 1.4 pounds! It fits in a purse or big coat pocket.
I spend a lot of time for my other blog on my bike, riding around to take pictures. It’s most effective when I can upload the pictures and post them immediately, as I go along. But the few times I tried that this summer, it was a pain in the ass. I love my current Vaio, it’s the perfect computer for me to use at home, on my couch. But it was cumbersome to bike around Brooklyn with it and then try to find a wi-fi connection for posting. I only ended up doing it a couple of times, which really blew because there was a lot of downtime while I was waiting for something interesting to happen on the set. I could have spent that time posting and getting other things done! But instead it would all pile up until I got home. I really could have used a tiny “netbook” like this one.
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I was buying conditioner at Target the other day and my son said “Are you buying something to make your hair shiny and beautiful?” I laughed and said “Why would I need that? Isn’t it already shiny and beautiful?” And he deadpanned “Nope, ugly and brown.”
I laughed, and so did the other woman in the aisle with us, and we shared a glance and a smile. Then, a couple minutes later, my kids got a little wild – nothing terrible, but louder than I’d like them to be in a store. So after I was done threatening them, the woman said “Better you than me. Actually, I’d like to have kids, but God doesn’t want that for me right now. When the time is right, he’ll let me have them. It’s caused me a lot of pain and heartache, but all good things will come if I’m patient.” Wow. What the hell was that? Why in the world would you share something like that during a casual encounter with a stranger in the haircare aisle at the local Target?
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Yesterday The Ass made Rice Krispie Treats with the kids, and they were really yummy. We pigged out on them after the kids went to bed, but stopped ourselves before they were gone so that the kids could have more. But he forgot to put them away! That’s the rule, whoever makes the food is responsible for putting it away, AND whoever goes to bed last puts away the food, so it was his job according to both rules! When I woke up, they were still in the pan, and totally hard and crunchy. I put them in a plastic bag, we’ll see if that works to soften them up again.
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Originally posted on Selfish Mom
Tags: Bert & Ernie, Consumer Electronics Show, Everybody Dance Now, Family Guy, Friday Dance Party, Las Vegas, netbook, Rice Krispie Treats, Sesame Street, Seth McFarland, Sony Vaio Lifestyle Computer, Take on Me, Target
