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Randomosity 11/26/13

My cat is not ladylike:

kitkat lounging

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So it finally happened yesterday, after my husband got home from work.

Omer: “Congrats on the haircut."

Me: "Ah, you read my blog!"

Omer: "Yup. Wouldn’t have noticed otherwise with a gun to my head."

Sigh.

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I know what I’m getting my mom for Christmas.

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Pro tip: don’t butt-dial your intended victim while planning his murder.

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Another pro tip: don’t pass out in a drunken stupor next to your husband if he’s an asshole and has a new PS4.

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Ever wondered who took the first selfie? It might have been Anastasia, daughter of Tsar Nicholas II. She took a picture of herself in a mirror in 1914 with a Kodak Brownie box camera, and sent it to a friend. I wonder how she would have hashtagged her own execution. (Too soon?)

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This, however, is the coolest selfie I’ve ever seen: taken by an Italian astronaut, during a spacewalk, with the sun behind him and the earth and International Space Station reflected in his visor. What is going to top an astronaut selfie?

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And last, for the new mom who has everything: a picture frame made out of her baby’s placenta.

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I’m off to clean my house.

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