Selfish Mom

Thanks to the wonderful, potty-mouthed people who entered. The winner is: #3, Karen! Her curse was:
Fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck.
It’s important to get the rhythm right on this one!
I love it, very Hugh Grant-ish. Karen wins an insulated drink cooler from The Closer.
I myself tend to say (with mucho sarcasm) “Well [...]

I tend to want to swear a lot. I know I shouldn’t, and I try not to do it around the kids, but every once in a while one slips out, and when that happens I can be pretty sure that both kids are going to repeat it in school sometime in the following [...]